|French:||This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"|
|Italian:||This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"|
|German:||This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"|
|English:||This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.|
|Japanese:||If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.|
reminder that these trees are full grown. amazing.
AND THEY BEAR FRUIT WHAT
Part of the art of bonzai is to get fruit and flowers down to a scalar size. It’s one of the very hardest things to do. Source: 5 years of bonzai.